Miss Pearls, a Madame of Melbourne, hosts one of Melbourne’s favourite bars Madame Brussels. Located on top of an old building with a deck and views of Church spires, trees and inner city buildings. Great cocktails and punches by the jug with naughty names or Pimms. Staff all sassy and camp it all up in little tennis outfits or similar so you feel like you really are at a garden party. Park benches and old English garden furniture, fake grass in the bar and the parlour make for a unique experience. www.madamebrussels.com

MISS PEARLS' FAV JOINTS IN MELBOURNE

MY HOUSE. A SLOW BRAISE WITH FRIENDS AND DANCING ON SCHOOL NIGHTS ON THE COFFEE TABLE TO FLEETWOOD MAC, DAVID BOWIE, MADONNA OR ANY OTHER TORCHED SONG
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CUMULUS INC FOR LUNCH AS IT PROVIDES INTERESTING FOOD THAT’S HEALTHY AND NOT TOO HEAVY. A GREAT PLACE TO CATCH UP WITH GIRLFRIENDS AND BE ENTERTAINED GENTLY BY SPUNKY WAIT BOYS…I JUST LOVE THEM.
47 FLINDERS LANE
www.cumulusinc.com.au

ROSA’S CANTEEN AT JOURNAL BECAUSE IT HAS A DAILY MENU HOME COOKED INGREDIENTS THAT ROSA WOULD LIKE TO MAKE FOR HER GUESTS DELICIOUS AND HONEST FOOD. YOU MAY GO ON YOUR OWN AND LEAVE WITH A YUMMY TUMMY
253 FLINDERS LANE

IL BACARO THE MOST SEXY PLACE TO HAVE OYSTERS WITH A LOVER OR DATE AND A SMALL PASTA DISH THAT MAKES YOU GO UMMMM
168 LITTLE COLLINS STREET
www.ilbacaro.com.au

MOMO BECAUSE MALOF IS A GENIUS AND I CAN WEAR A BURKA AND FEEL SEXY, TRY IT!
123 COLLINS STREET
www.momorestaurant.com.au

CIRCA - THE LATEST IN FRESH AND BEST WITH AN INTERIOR THAT REFLECTS THE LOVE.
2 ACLAND STREET ST KILDA
www.circa.com.au

LONGRAIN BECAUSE I LOVE THE LOVE THAT GOES INTO EVERY DISH FROM SCRATCH THAT ENDS UP ON YOUR PLATE LIKE A PIECE OF BEAUTY THAT TASTES LIKE HEAVEN
44 LITTLE BOURKE STREET
www.longrain.com

BAR LOURINHA AS IT HAS MANY DISHES THAT I LOVE AND I CAN SHARE WITH YOUNG BOYFRIENDS AND IT FREAKS THEM OUT BECAUSE IT IS JUST SOOOOOOOOOO COOL
37 LITTLE COLLINS STREET
www.barlourinha.com.au

COLLINS QUARTER AS THE KITCHEN MENU IS SMART AND DELICIOUS AND THE SERVICE SWIFT AND SHARP
86 A COLLINS STREET
www.collinsquarter.com

MY MUM’S SAUSAGE ROLLS THAT ARE ON THE MENU AT MADAME BRUSSELS. I BITE INTO ONE AND MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES COME FLASHING BACK...INNOCENCE AND TOMATO SAUCE. PURE HAPPINESS.
LEVEL 3 59 BOURKE STREET
www.madamebrussels.com.au